Hilarious Shower Jokes That Will Make You Laugh (2024)

I finally bought a telescope yesterday to watch the meteorite shower. I'm still trying to figure out why my neighbor's named their daughter the meteor though.

My friend is addicted to taking blurry pictures of himself while he’s taking a shower. He has serious selfie steam issues.

What do you call a hoe in the shower A shower thot

I called my plumber because my shower wouldn't work for my black friend. "Well, yeah," he replied. "'Spigoted."

Be warned, if you are in the shower, I may Pikachu. But, it's only 'cause I'm trying to see the Jigglypuffs.

What did Hitler tell his footballteam after losing the match? Get in the shower

Your UG education can help shape your future Without it you'd just be a Shower Thot

My blonde roommate walked into the bathroom with an undercooked steak, camera, and towel. She said "I'm getting some snaps of a rare, meatier shower."

My friend is addicted to taking blurry pictures of himself while he’s taking a shower. He has some serious selfie steam issues.

I want to take a shower selfie but the condensation keeps messing it up Guess I have selfie-steam issues

How is hummus like a golden shower? They're both made of chickpea.

There are only two type of guys. Those who pee in the shower And those who lie.

New Years resolution to recycle water I am putting a bucket in each shower and using the collected water in the clothes washer. I really don’t care what everyone else at the gym says.

I had such a massive hangover this morning, I just stood in the shower for nearly an hour... Then I summoned the strength to turn it on.

What's the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? hockey players shower after three periods

A meteor shower destroyed the Red Cross headquarters. All Perseids went to charity.

70% of men whack off in the shower. The rest of them sing. You know what they sing? ...No, I didn't think you did.

Why shouldn't you shower with a pokemon around? He might Pikachu!

last weekend was my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary So we threw them a golden shower.

Why doesn't a pirate take a shower before he walks the plank? 'Cause he'll just wash up on shore later.

I slipped in the shower yesterday... Almost lost 28 years down the drain...

What if you died you got stats Something like:
Hours on the internet: 46284. |
Burpees done: 1.25. |
Hours spent crying in a shower: 6627

My shower has a fetish for me.. Because when I step in naked it gets turned on.

I walked into John Cena taking a shower I think I've Cena nuff

Why did the burglar take a shower? Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

One time I took a shower I gave it back a while later

When I'm naked in the bathroom The shower usually gets turned on

I stepped into my shower today only to find hot dogs coming out of the shower head My plumber calls it a "meatier shower".

Yesterday I Found A Very Hot Girl And I recommended her to drink some cold drinks or get a shower.

There are two types of people in this world... Those who pee in the shower, and those who lie

Wife is mad at me..caught me peeing in the shower. People at the hardware store were pretty mad too.

I've been playing video games since I was eight years old. I should probably go and have a shower.

John wanted to take a shower at his mates His mate says "did you find the shampoo?"

John replies "Yes, but it says 'For Dry Hair' and I've just wet mine!"

Life Pro Tip Make sure you always blow dry your hair, it gives you an extra couple minutes to cry once you're out of the shower!

It's weird that they call it a baby shower. A more accurate name would be a supplies party.

What do weight lifter's do in the shower? Clean and Jerk

How do you clean a planet of dinosaurs? Give it a meteor shower.

I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to shower, comb my hair & brush my teeth. I think they may be trying to groom me.

Despite the confidant assurances of the bottle... So far the promise of "No More Tears" has only held true in the shower.

What's the worst part about jerking off in the shower? When your laptop breaks.

John was taking a shower John: Mum can you bring me the shampoo?
*Mum brings him the shampoo*
John: Mum can you bring me some other shampoo?
Mum: I just brought you one.
John: This one is dry hair only, I've already wet mine.

Lately my self esteem has been so low... Even in the shower I sing backup vocals.

I peed in the shower once The manager of Home Depot kicked me out

What is 4 inches long and expands when there's a women in a running shower? A sponge

"I wasn't that drunk yesterday." Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

Why don't you ever shower with a Pokemon? They might Pikachu

What is one event the guest of honor is not expected to show up? A baby shower

I'm selling this new shower radio I just bought a few days ago. It keeps singing the wrong lyrics.

What do you call it when your shower tiles are cracked and don't repel water the way they should? A wrecked tile dysfunction.

I wasn't that drunk yesterday. "I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

1st day in prison, was a bit scared, but the guys have said I can have a job already Apparently I pick up bars of soap in the shower, I start tomorrow, wish me luck.

If thinking deeply in the shower is called a showerthought And thinking deeply on the toilet a sh*tthought, what would you call thinking deeply while driving?

An accident.

Finding the perfect shower temperature on the first try is like my girlfriend Non existent, but I hope every day.

What's the difference between a hockey player and a French Canadian woman? Hockey players shower after 3 periods.

Last time I flew on Malaysian Airlines, I decided not to shower first. I figured I could just wash up on shore.

A black 6th grader goes to the swimming pool with his class When he returned home, he asked his Mum:

"Hey mum, everybody was staring at my wee-wee in the communal shower. They said it's so big. Is it because I'm black?

"No Jamal, it's because you're 18"

My German plumber accidentally hooked up a gas pipe to my shower Old habits die hard

PSA: This year, lets refrain from the 'I haven't taken a shower since last year!' jokes. Please and thank you.

Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon? Because it may Pikachu.

I went to get lyposuction the other day. It really takes a lot out of you. (Thought of this one in the shower :D)